








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5670 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5119 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4356 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3990 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,146,919 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG STEPPA | 73% | 33 |
| #2 | Cynx | 63% | 90 |
| #3 | gav1n | 57% | 162 |
| #4 | Hercules_ | 55% | 163 |
| #5 | Rody | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rody | 52% | 86 |
| #6 | crazywombat11689 | 51% | 61 |
| #7 | where tf | 46% | 138 |
| #8 | Doug Fortnite | 42% | 48 |
| #9 | i smoke alien lean↟↟ | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gav1n | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Hercules_ | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | where tf | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Doug Fortnite | 8 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | Cynx | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rody | 499 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | Cynx | 463 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | Hercules_ | 401 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | gav1n | 314 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | where tf | 205 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilby_ | +2.93 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Hercules_ | +2.28 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Cynx | +1.49 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | gav1n | +0.36 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | BIG STEPPA | -0.31 | 88 | 70 |





