








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 923 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 541 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5194 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4568 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5795 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4157 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,458,206 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1076 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilby_ | 57% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilby_ | 57% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilby_ | 26 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilby_ | 510 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilby_ | +3.63 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | gav1n | +2.73 | 80 | 52 |





