








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3562 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2942 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4373 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3177 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,979,641 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | raf1uskiz | 48% | 69 |
| #8 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | 45% | 66 |
| #9 | arg is back on track | 43% | 72 |
| #10 | p4nD | 39% | 127 |
| #11 | nkS | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4nD | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | arg is back on track | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | raf1uskiz | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Drauzio vraunelas | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4nD | 414 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Zooty- | 344 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Drauzio vraunelas | 255 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | arg is back on track | 230 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | raf1uskiz | 186 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cabelo de Boneca | +4.15 | 83 | 41 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | +1.95 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | Zooty- | +1.27 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | raf1uskiz | +0.89 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | Lokoeu | +0.46 | 54 | 60 |





