








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4487 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3951 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3985 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2952 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,414 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filhote de Gambá | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | bleizaoF | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | wheres2 | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | FX. evuL | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Lutchas | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf1uskiz | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | dr fuqueras | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | arg is back on track | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | nkS | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FX. evuL | +2.28 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | Filhote de Gambá | +2.19 | 81 | 38 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | +1.13 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | nkS | +1.10 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | wheres2 | +1.03 | 79 | 65 |





