








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4490 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4198 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4401 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4178 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,161 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bel | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | nico | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Lutchas | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Drauzio vraunelas | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Zooty- | 54% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Filhote de Gambá | 46% | 50 |
| #14 | twitch.tv/joao_be7 | 46% | 70 |
| #15 | mxx | 45% | 31 |
| #16 | LISOPEEK - exxotiicss | 45% | 49 |
| #17 | arg is back on track | 43% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filhote de Gambá | +3.24 | 84 | 44 |
| #2 | bel | +1.78 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | LISOPEEK - exxotiicss | +1.54 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | nkS | +1.16 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | mxx | +1.12 | 77 | 59 |





