








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2747 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2883 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3198 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2639 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,564 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leetskeetteRRR#. | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Alterlai | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | NietKoel#. | 53% | 75 |
| #4 | Zwijnzak#. | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Rns#. | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ploxo | 51% | 49 |
| #7 | Dilly | 49% | 179 |
| #8 | Nef | 48% | 112 |
| #9 | Modifact | 47% | 101 |
| #10 | Burd Pauperranger | 44% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | NietKoel#. | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Zwijnzak#. | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | leetskeetteRRR#. | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | 260 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Modifact | 198 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | NietKoel#. | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Zwijnzak#. | 126 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Burd Pauperranger | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | +2.64 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | Nef | +2.23 | 79 | 44 |
| #3 | Alterlai | +2.05 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | leetskeetteRRR#. | +0.12 | 44 | 50 |
| #5 | Modifact | -0.16 | 76 | 72 |





