








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 793 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1188 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 870 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1145 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $961,985 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skurwiel 86 | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | GawEu | 63% | 108 |
| #3 | MTTtiger | 56% | 180 |
| #4 | Dogas | 56% | 207 |
| #5 | Marian Paździoch | 53% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MTTtiger | 56% | 180 |
| #4 | Dogas | 56% | 207 |
| #5 | Marian Paździoch | 53% | 175 |
| #6 | Trolxu | 50% | 154 |
| #7 | Mak kłin | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogas | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | MTTtiger | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Marian Paździoch | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | GawEu | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Trolxu | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogas | 643 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | Trolxu | 539 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Marian Paździoch | 440 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | MTTtiger | 214 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | GawEu | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +7.09 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | Dogas | +4.24 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | MTTtiger | +3.05 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Skurwiel 86 | -0.78 | 39 | 56 |
| #5 | Trolxu | -1.02 | 62 | 61 |





