








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3073 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1883 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2203 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2090 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,397 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skurwiel 86 | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | GawEu | 64% | 182 |
| #3 | MTTtiger | 58% | 226 |
| #4 | NAKS [303] | 56% | 207 |
| #5 | Trolxu | 54% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MTTtiger | 58% | 226 |
| #4 | NAKS [303] | 56% | 207 |
| #5 | Trolxu | 54% | 211 |
| #6 | Marian Paździoch | 53% | 188 |
| #7 | Mak kłin | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MTTtiger | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Marian Paździoch | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | GawEu | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Trolxu | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | NAKS [303] | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trolxu | 686 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Marian Paździoch | 455 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | GawEu | 312 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | MTTtiger | 269 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | NAKS [303] | 221 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +6.01 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | Dogas | +3.96 | 84 | 72 |
| #3 | MTTtiger | +2.28 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | Skurwiel 86 | -1.11 | 50 | 62 |
| #5 | Trolxu | -1.50 | 63 | 61 |





