








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 68 | 11% |
| Smokes | 56 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 285 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 236 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,079 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trolxu | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | GawEu | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | MTTtiger | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Skurwiel 86 | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Dogas | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MTTtiger | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Skurwiel 86 | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Dogas | 50% | 52 |
| #6 | NAKS [303] | 41% | 44 |
| #7 | Marian Paździoch | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MTTtiger | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Dogas | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogas | 131 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Trolxu | 112 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Marian Paździoch | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | GawEu | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | MTTtiger | 49 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +7.35 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | MTTtiger | +3.85 | 69 | 46 |
| #3 | Dogas | +3.25 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | Skurwiel 86 | -0.34 | 25 | 50 |
| #5 | Trolxu | -0.49 | 65 | 60 |





