








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1681 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1112 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1450 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 448 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,659 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | 62% | 95 |
| #2 | Skurwiel 86 | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Dogas | 53% | 188 |
| #4 | NAKS [303] | 53% | 175 |
| #5 | MTTtiger | 51% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dogas | 53% | 188 |
| #4 | NAKS [303] | 53% | 175 |
| #5 | MTTtiger | 51% | 166 |
| #6 | Trolxu | 48% | 139 |
| #7 | Mak kłin | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogas | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | MTTtiger | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | NAKS [303] | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | GawEu | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Trolxu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogas | 585 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Trolxu | 481 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | MTTtiger | 193 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | NAKS [303] | 184 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | GawEu | 172 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +6.50 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | Dogas | +3.90 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | MTTtiger | +2.82 | 67 | 48 |
| #4 | Skurwiel 86 | -1.05 | 41 | 54 |
| #5 | Trolxu | -1.44 | 61 | 63 |





