








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1822 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1951 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1545 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,058 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmortalliS | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | keVen | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | Vikoxx | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | 🍌 | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | MTTtiger | 65% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | NAKS [303] | 63% | 108 |
| #8 | Marian Paździoch | 62% | 95 |
| #9 | XRD | 60% | 30 |
| #10 | Trolxu | 56% | 123 |
| #11 | Mak kłin | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MTTtiger | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Trolxu | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Dogas | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Marian Paździoch | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Mak kłin | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogas | 467 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Trolxu | 365 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Marian Paździoch | 235 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | MTTtiger | 144 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | NAKS [303] | 100 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +6.13 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Dogas | +3.48 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | ImmortalliS | +2.23 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | MTTtiger | +1.47 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | Vikoxx | +1.12 | 71 | 33 |





