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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7882 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4945 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5505 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4613 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,537 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁●•*RoXy*•●꧂ | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | BotUmari0 | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Slushes | 51% | 204 |
| #4 | Fr0stY | 51% | 144 |
| #5 | Dravoc | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fr0stY | 51% | 144 |
| #5 | Dravoc | 51% | 55 |
| #6 | Nusense𐂃𐂃 | 50% | 34 |
| #7 | Twitch/BugzTagem | 49% | 93 |
| #8 | bLue2KGS | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slushes | 25 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ꧁●•*RoXy*•●꧂ | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Fr0stY | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | bLue2KGS | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Twitch/BugzTagem | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slushes | 514 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Fr0stY | 300 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dravoc | 157 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Twitch/BugzTagem | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | bLue2KGS | 125 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woe | +1.56 | 48 | 72 |
| #2 | BotUmari0 | +0.72 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | ꧁●•*RoXy*•●꧂ | +0.13 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | Dravoc | -0.17 | 48 | 68 |
| #5 | Nusense𐂃𐂃 | -0.44 | 49 | 67 |





