








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1459 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2663 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1363 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2412 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,925 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slushes | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | retarD | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ꧁●•*RoXy*•●꧂ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Twitch/BugzTagem | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Dravoc | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | retarD | 730 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | slushes | 302 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Twitch/BugzTagem | 283 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dravoc | 254 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | ꧁●•*RoXy*•●꧂ | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyrosu | +2.92 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | retarD | +2.01 | 51 | 80 |
| #3 | Umari0 | +1.26 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | ꧁●•*RoXy*•●꧂ | +0.80 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | Dravoc | +0.39 | 53 | 71 |





