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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2052 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1513 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1703 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1685 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,330 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chino | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | nizzle | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | Mo0se | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | muerto | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mo0se | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | muerto | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | everyday BROOOOH | 38% | 16 |
| #7 | Zopfia | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chino | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Mo0se | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Zopfia | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nizzle | 213 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Chino | 105 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | everyday BROOOOH | 70 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mo0se | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sway | +1.85 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | Chino | +1.76 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | nizzle | +0.48 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | .:.Mutzo.:. | -0.71 | 77 | 77 |
| #5 | muerto | -1.68 | 68 | 67 |





