








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6233 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5550 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4694 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3087 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,429 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muerto | 53% | 139 |
| #2 | The G3ck0 | 52% | 219 |
| #3 | Oso 熊 | 50% | 62 |
| #4 | nizzle | 48% | 323 |
| #5 | Mo0se | 47% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Oso 熊 | 50% | 62 |
| #4 | nizzle | 48% | 323 |
| #5 | Mo0se | 47% | 214 |
| #6 | Chino | 46% | 71 |
| #7 | Sway | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nizzle | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Mo0se | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | The G3ck0 | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | muerto | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Chino | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nizzle | 915 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | The G3ck0 | 370 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mo0se | 364 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | muerto | 168 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Chino | 134 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chino | +1.63 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Sway | +1.49 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | .:.Mutzo.:. | +1.22 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | nizzle | +0.84 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | The G3ck0 | +0.62 | 59 | 60 |





