








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7307 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7866 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4361 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6122 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,231 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The G3ck0 | 51% | 253 |
| #2 | Sway | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 48% | 323 |
| #4 | muerto | 48% | 155 |
| #5 | Chino | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 48% | 323 |
| #4 | muerto | 48% | 155 |
| #5 | Chino | 46% | 112 |
| #6 | Mo0se | 46% | 293 |
| #7 | Oso 熊 | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo0se | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | The G3ck0 | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | muerto | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Sway | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 840 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | Mo0se | 476 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | The G3ck0 | 446 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Chino | 212 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sway | 199 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sway | +2.10 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Chino | +1.43 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | .:.Mutzo.:. | +1.17 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | nizzle | +0.88 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | The G3ck0 | +0.73 | 59 | 59 |





