








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 32% |
| Smokes | 295 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 278 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 12 | 1% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,515 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3nymets3 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Rabittz | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | dirtyhow | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3nymets3 | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪nagirroC✪ | 82 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rabittz | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | dirtyhow | 47 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Richard Jerkmann | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dirtyhow | +2.53 | 59 | 59 |
| #2 | Richard Jerkmann | +1.81 | 49 | 47 |
| #3 | ✪nagirroC✪ | +0.46 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | Rabittz | +0.04 | 51 | 55 |
| #5 | 3nymets3 | -0.41 | 34 | 63 |





