








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2112 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3482 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2493 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1940 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $711,850 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonky | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Huff | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | TheOGPotato | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | Stew Stew | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | tsodano | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TheOGPotato | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | Stew Stew | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | tsodano | 41% | 44 |
| #6 | MikeWhoCheeseHarry | 40% | 40 |
| #7 | Battle Droid | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheOGPotato | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Gonky | 6 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | tsodano | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Stew Stew | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | MikeWhoCheeseHarry | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheOGPotato | 414 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | MikeWhoCheeseHarry | 121 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Stew Stew | 107 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Huff | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gonky | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonky | +5.50 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | TheOGPotato | +2.90 | 88 | 51 |
| #3 | Battle Droid | +1.48 | 79 | 27 |
| #4 | tsodano | +1.05 | 67 | 21 |
| #5 | Huff | -1.03 | 62 | 66 |





