








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 2,309 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 245 | 20% |
| Smokes | 379 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 281 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 310 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,978 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOP G | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | doku | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | grumpyMonk | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | a.w.p | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Botman | 71% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | iAvocado | 63% | 16 |
| #12 | KralleJ | 63% | 16 |
| #13 | Frøslevv | 60% | 5 |
| #14 | zeus | 50% | 2 |
| #15 | kragh | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botman | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botman | 77 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | iAvocado | 68 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | KralleJ | 50 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | lau's | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fjeldal | 16 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grumpyMonk | +7.73 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | zeus | +5.32 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | TOP G | +2.74 | 92 | 78 |
| #4 | Bukhavez | +2.63 | 90 | 66 |
| #5 | Botman | +2.58 | 90 | 66 |





