








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3842 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3584 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3166 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $870,526 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amentas | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Los Hartos | 58% | 73 |
| #3 | Schnodder | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | brewzoid. | 56% | 106 |
| #5 | KoNoYiHo | 55% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | brewzoid. | 56% | 106 |
| #5 | KoNoYiHo | 55% | 91 |
| #6 | flashwrap | 53% | 183 |
| #7 | Syntrux | 48% | 124 |
| #8 | Gaymy | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashwrap | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Los Hartos | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | KoNoYiHo | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Gaymy | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Schnodder | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashwrap | 744 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | Syntrux | 326 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | brewzoid. | 145 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Schnodder | 139 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | KoNoYiHo | 122 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyux | +1.23 | 60 | 69 |
| #2 | KoNoYiHo | +0.84 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | flashwrap | +0.82 | 57 | 69 |
| #4 | Schnodder | +0.68 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | brewzoid. | +0.30 | 60 | 51 |





