








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 272 | 20% |
| Smokes | 216 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 403 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,234 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snappz | 45% | 11 |
| #2 | Petterschon | 45% | 47 |
| #3 | Knugen special | 42% | 45 |
| #4 | zjesus | 42% | 69 |
| #5 | Fanky | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Knugen special | 42% | 45 |
| #4 | zjesus | 42% | 69 |
| #5 | Fanky | 42% | 69 |
| #6 | Fl1nta | 25% | 8 |
| #7 | RileXn | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zjesus | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Snappz | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | RileXn | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petterschon | 159 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Knugen special | 120 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fanky | 94 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | zjesus | 68 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Snappz | 37 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petterschon | +2.74 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | zjesus | +1.66 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Knugen special | +0.72 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | Snappz | +0.20 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | RileXn | +0.16 | 42 | 67 |





