








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5280 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5557 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4239 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4377 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,974,109 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | desho | 61% | 267 |
| #7 | JUOだよ | 60% | 40 |
| #8 | aruna | 59% | 70 |
| #9 | ぶーじー | 58% | 48 |
| #10 | Gaityu- | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ボット Lillie | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | desho | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | aruna | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Gaityu- | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | XxSOUTAxX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | desho | 1153 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | 613 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | XxSOUTAxX | 407 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #4 | Escape from VALORANT | 249 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | aruna | 151 | 0.11 | 4 min |





