








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3373 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3454 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 989 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 3386 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,408 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 講師山本 | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | こあくおん | 59% | 70 |
| #3 | ぶーじー | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | desho | 56% | 258 |
| #5 | ボット Lillie | 53% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | こあくおん | 59% | 70 |
| #3 | ぶーじー | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | desho | 56% | 258 |
| #5 | ボット Lillie | 53% | 134 |
| #6 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ボット Lillie | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | こあくおん | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | desho | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | ぶーじー | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | 講師山本 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | desho | 1056 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | 389 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | こあくおん | 117 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ぶーじー | 101 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 64 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | +3.34 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | +1.45 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | desho | +1.14 | 56 | 76 |
| #4 | aruna | +0.98 | 66 | 47 |
| #5 | 講師山本 | +0.32 | 69 | 51 |





