








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1442 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1428 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 885 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 962 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,635 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knecker. | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | steff0 | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Rownoid | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Magno ♥ | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | boom | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Elitegi | 43% | 21 |
| #12 | HookEm | 42% | 24 |
| #13 | Emilio Banderas | 41% | 17 |
| #14 | ilookmorecubanthanmaverick | 38% | 13 |
| #15 | cjayyatess | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heli- | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | cjayyatess | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | jjakc | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | boom | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Magno ♥ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heli- | 442 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | cjayyatess | 286 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #3 | jjakc | 203 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | boom | 185 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #5 | HookEm | 153 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cjayyatess | +2.94 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | XENO🗺 | +2.77 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | boom | +2.68 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | steff0 | +2.61 | 90 | 53 |
| #5 | heli- | +1.85 | 83 | 67 |





