








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3296 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2396 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1210 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1820 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $84,636 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swopson | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | B2K_ | 74% | 38 |
| #3 | PauLekiNn | 73% | 40 |
| #4 | frizzyB | 72% | 32 |
| #5 | cL | 69% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | NiLix2k_Fame | 47% | 19 |
| #12 | .:.Mutzo.:. | 44% | 18 |
| #13 | nizzle | 39% | 18 |
| #14 | The G3ck0 | 38% | 16 |
| #15 | Mo0se | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cL | +3.65 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | .:.Mutzo.:. | +2.54 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | Krypton | +2.37 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | NiLix2k_Fame | +1.38 | 89 | 66 |
| #5 | PauLekiNn | +0.80 | 75 | 68 |





