








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1596 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2739 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3227 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,583 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mka | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | PauLekiNn | 64% | 148 |
| #3 | testiculuscobolorum | 61% | 46 |
| #4 | frizzyB | 59% | 224 |
| #5 | B2K_ | 59% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R@mmler | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | frizzyB | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ♿♿/°^°\♿♿ | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | PauLekiNn | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | swopson | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PauLekiNn | 574 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | frizzyB | 524 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | B2K_ | 449 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | swopson | 367 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | mka | 221 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿♿/°^°\♿♿ | +2.17 | 58 | 65 |
| #2 | cL | +1.66 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Cube | +1.52 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | frizzyB | +1.13 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | mka | +0.87 | 71 | 84 |





