








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 223 matches | ||
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8776 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10396 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7223 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7018 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,805 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mka | 73% | 40 |
| #2 | Jake | 65% | 49 |
| #3 | cL | 64% | 148 |
| #4 | Cube | 63% | 108 |
| #5 | [Priminity] Vace | 62% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B2K_ | 1391 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | frizzyB | 382 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Cube | 240 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | mka | 216 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #5 | testiculuscobolorum | 135 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Priminity] Vace | +2.22 | 65 | 53 |
| #2 | Cube | +2.15 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | cL | +2.10 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | mka | +1.06 | 72 | 84 |
| #5 | PauLekiNn | +0.92 | 71 | 73 |





