








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 609 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1094 | 4% |
| Smokes | 8327 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10433 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 11123 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,918,838 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1040 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jemm | 54% | 92 |
| #2 | t1nyteo | 53% | 177 |
| #3 | Vaxine | 52% | 127 |
| #4 | Skydog | 50% | 461 |
| #5 | Andryscik | 48% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | t1nyteo | 53% | 177 |
| #3 | Vaxine | 52% | 127 |
| #4 | Skydog | 50% | 461 |
| #5 | Andryscik | 48% | 229 |
| #6 | bitstern | 35% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 22 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Jemm | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Vaxine | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | bitstern | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Andryscik | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 806 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #2 | Andryscik | 369 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Vaxine | 215 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jemm | 213 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | t1nyteo | 192 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jemm | +3.22 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | t1nyteo | +1.94 | 61 | 51 |
| #3 | Vaxine | +0.74 | 42 | 58 |
| #4 | Snakyflower861 | -0.18 | 44 | 40 |
| #5 | Andryscik | -0.33 | 66 | 41 |





