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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2668 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4722 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1305 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,801,663 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jemm | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Skydog | 51% | 305 |
| #3 | t1nyteo | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | Snakyflower861 | 48% | 229 |
| #5 | bitstern | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jemm | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Skydog | 51% | 305 |
| #3 | t1nyteo | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | Snakyflower861 | 48% | 229 |
| #5 | bitstern | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Snakyflower861 | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Jemm | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | bitstern | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 504 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Snakyflower861 | 84 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | t1nyteo | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jemm | 67 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | bitstern | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jemm | +3.36 | 77 | 42 |
| #2 | t1nyteo | +1.70 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | bitstern | +0.15 | 27 | 30 |
| #4 | Andryscik | +0.04 | 62 | 44 |
| #5 | Snakyflower861 | -0.34 | 48 | 41 |





