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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1187 | 27% |
| Smokes | 386 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1637 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1129 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,788 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 57% | 76 |
| #2 | Andryscik | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Snakyflower861 | 54% | 92 |
| #4 | bitstern | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | t1nyteo | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 57% | 76 |
| #2 | Andryscik | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Snakyflower861 | 54% | 92 |
| #4 | bitstern | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | t1nyteo | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snakyflower861 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Skydog | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | bitstern | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Andryscik | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydog | 174 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Andryscik | 65 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Snakyflower861 | 58 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | t1nyteo | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | bitstern | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jemm | +3.17 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | t1nyteo | -0.01 | 58 | 55 |
| #3 | Andryscik | -0.06 | 48 | 48 |
| #4 | Skydog | -0.69 | 50 | 42 |
| #5 | Snakyflower861 | -0.97 | 46 | 40 |





