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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 422 | 27% |
| Smokes | 207 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 523 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 430 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,379 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Leney | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Vernz | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | JuskuX | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | suqbe | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | elmagico. | 46% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suqbe | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Kare | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | elmagico. | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | pelle | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | James Leney | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmagico. | 527 | 0.40 | 14 min |
| #2 | pelle | 160 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | suqbe | 150 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kare | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tomu | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmagico. | +3.41 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Vernz | +2.62 | 91 | 56 |
| #3 | James Leney | +1.12 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | suqbe | +0.74 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | Tomu | +0.06 | 68 | 48 |





