








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3772 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2269 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1893 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,602 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vernz | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Tomu | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | JuskuX | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | pelle | 51% | 137 |
| #5 | suqbe | 51% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suqbe | 21 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | ripulikulli | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | pelle | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Kare | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | 5 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suqbe | 483 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | pelle | 446 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kare | 222 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | 157 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Boris Lime | 140 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmagico. | +4.09 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | Vernz | +2.39 | 90 | 51 |
| #3 | suqbe | +0.94 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | pelle | -0.29 | 45 | 60 |
| #5 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | -0.70 | 50 | 65 |





