








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3951 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6336 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8019 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6254 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,834 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 912 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 70% | 76 |
| #2 | heZe | 61% | 62 |
| #3 | TaZz | 58% | 135 |
| #4 | jupo67 | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | Tonninsetelixd | 57% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kehopositiivinen | 35 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Tonninsetelixd | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | TaZz | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | heZe | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kehopositiivinen | 1705 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | TaZz | 307 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tonninsetelixd | 188 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 185 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | heZe | 165 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaZz | +2.31 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Tomu | +1.41 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | Tonninsetelixd | +1.31 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | kehopositiivinen | +1.02 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | Devil_Dust | +0.60 | 64 | 50 |





