










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2078 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1244 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2554 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2475 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,195 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pelle | 52% | 142 |
| #2 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | elmagico. | 51% | 149 |
| #4 | Vernz | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | SupeZ | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ripulikulli | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Kare | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | elmagico. | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | pelle | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmagico. | 1028 | 0.34 | 27 min |
| #2 | pelle | 498 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | ripulikulli | 326 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kare | 212 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | 204 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmagico. | +4.40 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | Vernz | +1.90 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | xXxKillerMasa67xXx | +1.47 | 60 | 65 |
| #4 | suqbe | +1.13 | 59 | 65 |
| #5 | pelle | +0.15 | 49 | 59 |





