








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
81 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 55% |
| Smokes | 34 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 14 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,062 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantasmoon | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Toilet Is Peaceful | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | PISSBOY123 | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | zero impact creature | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | RATPEEK Naiv | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantasmoon | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Toilet Is Peaceful | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | PISSBOY123 | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | zero impact creature | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | RATPEEK Naiv | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toilet Is Peaceful | 10 | 0.0535 |
| #2 | PISSBOY123 | 6 | 0.0583 |
| #3 | RATPEEK Naiv | 5 | 0.0532 |
| #4 | Phantasmoon | 1 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | zero impact creature | 1 | 0.0278 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toilet Is Peaceful | 80 | 0.43 | 1 min |
| #2 | PISSBOY123 | 55 | 0.53 | 0 min |
| #3 | RATPEEK Naiv | 39 | 0.41 | 0 min |
| #4 | Phantasmoon | 24 | 0.51 | 0 min |
| #5 | zero impact creature | 9 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RATPEEK Naiv | +13.32 | 99 | 30 |
| #2 | PISSBOY123 | +8.68 | 91 | 29 |
| #3 | delulu | +4.09 | 42 | 22 |
| #4 | zero impact creature | +0.26 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | Toilet Is Peaceful | -0.77 | 23 | 12 |





