








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 1,912 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1787 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2525 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,450 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gr0und3r | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | pXtatX | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | 60% | 205 |
| #4 | CASCADE | 58% | 115 |
| #5 | twix | 58% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pXtatX | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | 60% | 205 |
| #4 | CASCADE | 58% | 115 |
| #5 | twix | 58% | 161 |
| #6 | Luremus | 56% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CASCADE | 40 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | pXtatX | 27 | 0.0271 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | 24 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | twix | 23 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Luremus | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4THI45 | 575 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | CASCADE | 544 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | twix | 439 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | pXtatX | 282 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #5 | Luremus | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4THI45 | +2.58 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Gr0und3r | +2.21 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | pXtatX | +1.77 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | twix | +1.75 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | CASCADE | +1.19 | 85 | 60 |





