








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 694 | 22% |
| Smokes | 931 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 523 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1065 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,596 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sniperknight | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | twix | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | 53% | 103 |
| #4 | CASCADE | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sniperknight | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | twix | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | 53% | 103 |
| #4 | CASCADE | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4THI45 | 17 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | twix | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | CASCADE | 14 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | Sniperknight | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4THI45 | 289 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | CASCADE | 225 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sniperknight | 218 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | twix | 209 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4THI45 | +3.76 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | twix | +3.53 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | CASCADE | +1.69 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Sniperknight | +0.69 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | Luremus | -4.76 | 32 | 46 |





