








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 313 | 14% |
| Smokes | 659 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 595 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 594 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,056 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lλmbda | 52% | 66 |
| #8 | Balista | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | crypse | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | Sick | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | Tusty | 43% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lλmbda | 125 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Crowo | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sick | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tusty | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | CreamiBoi | 31 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumu | +5.20 | 97 | 51 |
| #2 | CreamiBoi | +4.06 | 27 | 29 |
| #3 | crypse | +3.28 | 53 | 41 |
| #4 | frames | +3.22 | 67 | 46 |
| #5 | Balista | +2.84 | 79 | 46 |





