








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 784 matches | ||
| Wingman | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4852 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6837 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4634 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7504 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,425,678 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tusty | 46% | 98 |
| #5 | frames | 43% | 141 |
| #6 | mgJor | 43% | 133 |
| #7 | KHORAVAR | 42% | 73 |
| #8 | Scum Prophet | 42% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄀 | +3.04 | 72 | 41 |
| #2 | KHORAVAR | +1.52 | 49 | 37 |
| #3 | Balista | +1.11 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | mgJor | +0.20 | 63 | 34 |
| #5 | crypse | +0.11 | 54 | 40 |





