








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 403 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 829 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1015 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3354 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 2813 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,766,485 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 954 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Dream And Lean | 77% | 106 |
| #2 | Thepopg | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | frames | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | Jimmysmom | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | KHORAVAR | 55% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sludge | 21 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Blue Dream And Lean | 16 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Lλmbda | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | KHORAVAR | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Balista | 10 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Dream And Lean | +9.69 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Thepopg | +7.19 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | Balista | +2.00 | 74 | 44 |
| #4 | frames | +1.92 | 59 | 50 |
| #5 | KHORAVAR | +1.91 | 47 | 40 |





