








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 698 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10325 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8812 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6089 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6685 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,564,997 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 50% | 137 |
| #2 | fRooSEN | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | Boulevark | 48% | 60 |
| #4 | VIDDY | 48% | 170 |
| #5 | Funds Are Safu | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 50% | 137 |
| #2 | fRooSEN | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | Boulevark | 48% | 60 |
| #4 | VIDDY | 48% | 170 |
| #5 | Funds Are Safu | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | fRooSEN | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | VIDDY | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Boulevark | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Funds Are Safu | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIDDY | 683 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Redzalio | 531 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | Boulevark | 247 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | fRooSEN | 161 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Funds Are Safu | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boulevark | +1.07 | 73 | 82 |
| #2 | VIDDY | +0.36 | 74 | 78 |
| #3 | Echo | +0.25 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | +0.02 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | Funds Are Safu | -0.15 | 75 | 57 |





