








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 955 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2601 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1281 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1965 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1767 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,283 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Cat_Petter15 | 52% | 69 |
| #14 | Swagohod | 50% | 18 |
| #15 | Opioid_Abuser19 | 50% | 24 |
| #16 | BIG_gunner32 | 49% | 83 |
| #17 | Chilled_Dan | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Control_taker98 | 754 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | wheeler- | 522 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | cdiixon | 271 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | mdC_ | 172 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | BIG_gunner32 | 165 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Alphite | +2.13 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | Control_taker98 | +1.47 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Chilled_Dan | +1.42 | 90 | 74 |
| #4 | mdC_ | +1.23 | 64 | 78 |
| #5 | Opioid_Abuser19 | +0.99 | 81 | 52 |





