








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 139 | 11% |
| Smokes | 444 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 629 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 56 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,732 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HekzER | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Rawne | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | 5Hr1Mp | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | Markus | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | 40 Km/h | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | WiceT | 45% | 82 |
| #9 | Arnieel | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | Kattshit | 44% | 9 |
| #11 | HekzER | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | Knarker | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiceT | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Markus | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | HekzER | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Rawne | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 40 Km/h | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Markus | 161 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | HekzER | 100 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rawne | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | WiceT | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | 40 Km/h | 61 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HekzER | +1.38 | 39 | 67 |
| #2 | Dnl | +1.32 | 69 | 31 |
| #3 | Vipro | +0.93 | 35 | 49 |
| #4 | HekzER | +0.91 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | Markus | +0.58 | 41 | 55 |





