








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4492 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3687 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3036 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2662 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,272,238 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HekzER | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | WiceT | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | Knarker | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Dnl | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Rawne | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rawne | 47% | 104 |
| #6 | Kattshit | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | 5Hr1Mp | 43% | 67 |
| #8 | HekzER | 41% | 56 |
| #9 | Fegil | 40% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fegil | 15 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Rawne | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Dnl | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | WiceT | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | HekzER | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rawne | 281 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | HekzER | 153 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fegil | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | HekzER | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | 5Hr1Mp | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HekzER | +2.74 | 45 | 63 |
| #2 | Dnl | +1.80 | 68 | 33 |
| #3 | HekzER | +1.15 | 46 | 58 |
| #4 | WiceT | +0.69 | 44 | 50 |
| #5 | Knarker | +0.61 | 66 | 47 |





