








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 654 | 22% |
| Smokes | 638 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 764 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 978 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,253 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meth1 | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | 5Hr1Mp | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Rawne | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Dnl | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Kattshit | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | SWEDISTAN | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | Vipro | 41% | 17 |
| #12 | HekzER | 33% | 24 |
| #13 | Fegil | 32% | 19 |
| #14 | Markus | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiceT | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | HekzER | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Fegil | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Vipro | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Rawne | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HekzER | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Vipro | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rawne | 44 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Markus | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | WiceT | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meth1 | +4.51 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Arnieel | +3.79 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | Knarker | +1.88 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | WiceT | +1.02 | 49 | 45 |
| #5 | HekzER | +0.77 | 43 | 59 |





