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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Wingman | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4595 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3274 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4680 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3501 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,829,166 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mavlor | 44% | 117 |
| #5 | Mr. Ping | 44% | 479 |
| #6 | SavLor | 39% | 147 |
| #7 | TheOblivious | 35% | 34 |
| #8 | Saraahhh <3 | 26% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHY | +2.67 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | TheOblivious | +2.32 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Saraahhh <3 | +1.59 | 78 | 42 |
| #4 | Mr. Ping | +1.50 | 48 | 70 |
| #5 | Mavlor | +0.75 | 26 | 69 |





