








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5864 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8686 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5030 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6152 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,329,281 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mavlor | 39 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Mr. Ping | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | SavLor | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | cronkodile | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Evann | 7 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samuron | +2.13 | 54 | 67 |
| #2 | WHY | +2.03 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Mavlor | +0.76 | 30 | 72 |
| #4 | Mr. Ping | +0.42 | 46 | 72 |
| #5 | Evann | +0.14 | 76 | 57 |





