








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 729 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 383 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 857 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 329 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,935,977 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace:// | 231 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | puppygirl :3 | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | fluoridated | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | movement player | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | masculine manly man | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace:// | +4.44 | 31 | 48 |
| #2 | d>,<e blatantly foxxing | +1.66 | 20 | 29 |
| #3 | Vivian~Estrogen~Bunny | +0.73 | 60 | 21 |
| #4 | masculine manly man | +0.27 | 41 | 39 |
| #5 | ๐ผ๐พ๐ผ | +0.27 | 24 | 18 |





