








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 886 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1088 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 920 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 655 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $729,789 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pengu1n | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | peace:// | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | Beathra | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Radrian | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | πΌπΎπΌ | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace:// | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Radrian | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | pengu1n | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | fluoridated | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | movement player | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radrian | +3.29 | 36 | 52 |
| #2 | pengu1n | +2.47 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | peace:// | +1.60 | 23 | 46 |
| #4 | Vivian~Estrogen~Bunny | +0.89 | 56 | 25 |
| #5 | masculine manly man | -0.40 | 43 | 27 |





