








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1711 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4184 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5866 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 3097 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1560 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,527,458 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace:// | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | 𝓼𝓾𝓼 | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | jojo | 53% | 195 |
| #4 | (っ- . - ς) tenebris | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | purin | 45% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jojo | 53% | 195 |
| #4 | (っ- . - ς) tenebris | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | purin | 45% | 155 |
| #6 | movement player | 44% | 170 |
| #7 | eva | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jojo | 44 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | movement player | 36 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | purin | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | eva | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | peace:// | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purin | 313 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | movement player | 246 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | (っ- . - ς) tenebris | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | peace:// | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | jojo | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (っ- . - ς) tenebris | +7.95 | 90 | 51 |
| #2 | peace:// | +4.53 | 22 | 42 |
| #3 | 𝓼𝓾𝓼 | +1.36 | 28 | 11 |
| #4 | jojo | +0.97 | 12 | 6 |
| #5 | fluoridated | -1.26 | 28 | 47 |





